At about 4AM (Montana Time) 4 days ago, the website went down. When I got up, I was getting alerts about insane amounts of activity on the website, so much that the server was slowing down and preventing people from viewing the website. I thought at first that we were
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Quenya Pronunciation Guide Updated
The poor old Quenya Pronunciation Guide hadn’t been updated in about a decade. Now it’s got recordings (thanks to Bailey for R-rolling duty!), Tengwar (thanks to Shihali for fixing those old fonts!), and the fancy new information we learned from Parma Eldalamberon #19 and #22. This is in preparation for
Namelists Revamped and the Downtime Yesterday
It’s been an exciting couple of days! After years of wrestling with the massive namelists, I’ve finally come up with a solution that I think will work. Give the Name Lists a gander and let me know if you like their new setup! I basically tried to replicate the old,
Collaboration with Wyrmwood
There are a LOT of table-top gamers among us. My own house gets filled with people playing Pathfinder and Dungeons and Dragons from Friday afternoon through Sunday night. I may or may not have an Elf-bard named Lennel. All this was on my mind when I was contacted by Wyrmwood,
Donation Totals for 2018
Wow, you guys are super generous! With these donations, I kept the website running and was able to, you know, eat food. The total donations I received from Paypal and Patreon is $794.68! The donators and the amounts they donated are listed on the Donate to RealElvish page. Not only
Website Update in 3 Hours
In 3 hours, things are going to get trippy in here as I install a new theme. I’ve already moved things around in the menus a lot because of this, made some new directory pages, made a fancy new landing page, so, this should go pretty quickly. That is the
Sorry About the Spamming
Sorry that I filled all of the subscriber’s inboxes with essays and elvish poetry! I’m moving things around the website, cleaning out some of the old material that is no longer used much, and refocusing the website on the names and phrases! I’ve let this place get kinda sprawling and
Choose the Projects I Work on for the Next Year
I put a ridiculous amount of work into this place. It is my passion. I love being able to provide you guys with free, up-to-date translations; I find working on the databases actually kinda soothing and fun. But, I also need to eat food. Funny how the human body works,
15% Off Sale Continues, Signed Copy on Ebay
As I promised the 15% off deal on Lulu books goes on until the end of July! Also, for this week only, I’m putting up a personalized, signed copy of “A Fan’s Guide to Neo-Sindarin” onto Ebay. This is something that usually you can only get when you meet me
2 New Essays about Tengwar Tattoos
Tada! After that poll and talking to lots of people on the topic, I now have two new essays up in the Translation Request section. They are: Basics of Tengwar for Tattoo Seekers Basics of Tengwar for Tattoo Artists Looking at the results of the poll, the things that most